by Dave720 May 13, 2016
A person (usually a male) who has a freaking hard time finding a girl that's not out of her mind OR one who suffers from OCD of some manner.
"Dude, I am such a poor hitter. in the last three dates i've gone on, all the ladies have been freakin' crazy!"
"That sucks dude, for you anyways. I don't care."
"That sucks dude, for you anyways. I don't care."
by walruschild July 20, 2007
When Mexican Americans, Chicanos (or any nationality) owns a "low rider" which operates using hydraulic switches. In Southern California in the 1950s and early '60s, young Chicanos created a car style called "lowrider" that expressed the pride and playfulness of Mexican American culture.
The peak of lowrider culture came in the 1970s on Whittier Boulevard in Los Angeles, a wide commercial street that cut through the barrio of the city. Gliding along Whittier on Saturday nights in the '70s were brightly-painted cars modified by young Mexican American men to ride low to the ground, fitted with special hydraulics to make them bounce up and down!
The peak of lowrider culture came in the 1970s on Whittier Boulevard in Los Angeles, a wide commercial street that cut through the barrio of the city. Gliding along Whittier on Saturday nights in the '70s were brightly-painted cars modified by young Mexican American men to ride low to the ground, fitted with special hydraulics to make them bounce up and down!
Hey, look at that badass switch hitter!
I bounced so high in my switch hitter that I squashed my nuts!
I wonder if those switch hitters get tired of bouncing!
I bounced so high in my switch hitter that I squashed my nuts!
I wonder if those switch hitters get tired of bouncing!
by ItsMelanieBihh February 01, 2021
Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.
by NymphieLady March 13, 2011
Can be used to describe someone who has the ability to maturbate with both of his hands. Either separately or simultaneously.
Timmy: I’ve always been a switch hitter
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.
by iDiddle June 10, 2018
by Tuna September 13, 2003
by Luther December 06, 2004