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Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.
Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!
by em el soups February 9, 2019
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Helen Housby

the most gorgeous woman in the world, she is THAT queen and is the cutest, sweetest thing you’ll find
It was so exciting when Helen Housby shot the winning goal in the common wealth games final
by Add @helenhousby1 on Instagram September 9, 2019
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doing a helen

Putting up with no shit and walking out on your boss when he's being a jackass.

Also being able to get said boss to buy you drinks even after you walked out of work half way through your shift.
Person 1: "What's she doing, she's not 'sposed to finish for another four hours?"
Person 2: "She's doing a helen"
Person 1: "Right on!"

"OMG I cant believe she just done a helen, power to you!"
by Rei-88 October 17, 2009
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Helena

They grow up to have a smoking body and get all the boys after her with the personality to match it
Damn Daniel that Helena is an angel
by Helenaisbæ June 23, 2016
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pink helmet

The top of a penis shaft. It resembles an equipment helmet thats used in sports to protect your head from injury.
Woman "My boyfriends pink helmet is so big, I almost chocked trying to suck it."

Man "I clubbed that stripper on the head so hard with my pink helmet, she went to the hospital with a concussion!"
by FernandoAl December 1, 2013
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Helmet

The first meaning is another name for the head of the penis. Due to the similarity of shape and positioning on the end of the penis.

However you can also call someone a 'helmet'. You would use this if they are acting like a total idiot by saying or doing ridiculous things.
"we fucked all night, and now my helmet is red raw!"

"I'm sick of him always pulling his balls out in front of everyone when he's drunk- he acts like a total helmet!"
by Eminence of vulgarity December 13, 2012
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Helmet

A helmet is British slang word that's used to describe an individual who's being stupid or has completely no reputation to join a conversation or add their opinion.
Gary: So yeah I was walking down the street yeah and this stunn--
Oliver: Yeah but I don't care.
Gary: Who the fuck is this helmet? Jog on.
by Lawterian August 26, 2017
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