Helgers

To be or not to be; being helgers is freaking awesome. This epic surname makes it possible to get in the most odd situations like getting invited to the birthday party of the Queen and being chased at by jackalopes. It's all possible when you're a Helgers.

Last night I met this Helgers dude, he was all wrecked and dirty because: as he assumed his pants were attacked by extincted African hulu bulu ants with purple teeth. He's ass was sexy and yellow, purple-ish.

He just kept on drinking and dancing... weird.

by hulubuludude November 27, 2012

Hellarious

Painfully funny: humorous social communications that hit home and would insult if not for a good sense of humor; introspectively painful and funny!

When they said "it's not over until the fat lady sings" We belted out auld lang syne...it was HELLARIOUS!

by tree frog January 4, 2014

hulgar

an old word meaning to enjoy one's self, it technically means to masturbate

Friend: hey I don't have work tomorrow do you wanna hang out?

Me: Sure tommorow is my hulgar day anyway.
Friend: ok cool what we watching.

by Niugloh February 15, 2015

Helgaud

Generally a vain and neat person. So neat, in fact that it could be compared to OCD. But otherwise is a kind, loyal, and dependable friend. If a Helgaud's temper is tampered with, the result is likely catastrophic, the moment in between is usually very loud and very rude. Otherwise he is a funny, happy, and charismatic person.

That was loud and rude, it was almost like Helgaud was here!

What a funny guy, he's like the incarnation of Helgaud

by Kattastrophic June 27, 2017

heggarty

lit family, you want to invite them to your party!! no one can replace!!! sometimes bitches

yo the Heggarty's are so lit!!!

by espanurmom May 1, 2018

Hellary

Hellary is the true name of Hillary Rodham Clinton a/k/a President Hillary. She is called "Hellary" because she is the definition of the "bitch from hell" and Bill says living with her is "hell on wheels". She's a bitch on wheels which is why most non-members of the Democrat race plantation didn't vote for her. But after seeing Trump they regret it.

Hellary says: "I am running and gonna win in 2020 because now you see that the Real Hell is The Donald - not moi! Heller Financial is backing me. You complained about me because of my filthy who're mouth but now you know I was right that The Donald is a pile of lying shite. The truth is I am too nice."

by Hillarys January 31, 2019

Helgur

Northern USA Hill billy slang for "Hell goer". Often used when a Hill billy is frustrated or upset due to people who sin and don't abide to there culture. It is a genuine belief that anyone outside of there culture is a "Helgur".

Let's go after that Helgur!
Or
You're not turning to the Helgurs are you?

by The Govenor May 4, 2020