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Generally a vain and neat person. So neat, in fact that it could be compared to OCD. But otherwise is a kind, loyal, and dependable friend. If a Helgaud's temper is tampered with, the result is likely catastrophic, the moment in between is usually very loud and very rude. Otherwise he is a funny, happy, and charismatic person.
That was loud and rude, it was almost like Helgaud was here!

What a funny guy, he's like the incarnation of Helgaud
Helgaud by Kattastrophic June 27, 2017
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A person who's name could not be better suited. Originates from Ancient Germanic; "Haila" (luck, fortune, healthy, safe) + "gardaz" ( the fence, the enclosure, the protection).

A true friend. A man of Value. Team player. A go getter. A sky pilot. A contributor.
A Helgard is a rare person. That Helgard has a great future.
Helgard by #Kairos June 26, 2017
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