Healthify

(v) The act of attaching an aspect of "health" to a food that would never be considered healthy.

They healthify chips these days because a lot of chips have no trans fat and 35% more fiber.

by lurgio April 3, 2008

healthily unhealthy

An oxymoron used to describe an amount of some edible substance. Ususally implies an overlarge amount that, though considered healthy by the consumer, is generally accepted by the masses as "unhealthy".
Can also be used to describe habits, addictions, and things of that nature.

1. Pixie read a healthily unhealthy amount of manga in the last two hours.
2. Most BobLanders have a healthily unhealthy sugar addiction.

by Pixie Stix October 29, 2005

Pre-heating the Oven

For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.

Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!

by xag February 13, 2011

healthily

A bullshit word made up by Ian, and not proper grammar.

Healthily ain't a word

by Koji March 23, 2005

Healthindacatorism

This is a really horrible and rare disease of someone who uses health indicator.

Treyblox found out that he had healthindacatorism.

by PuffXD October 15, 2022

healthfinder

Health information resources

Find what you have in mind on healthfinder: *healthfinder* <http healthfinder/>.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Healing popsicle

When one cums in a popsicle mold and gives it to a sick girl.

Tonya said she was feeling bad, so I whipped her up a healing popsicle.

by Tasty pasty May 5, 2017