hamlet

1. Shakespeare's famous play. Later dumbed down to Disney's The Lion King.

2. Main character in Shakespeare's famous (infamous?) play by the same name. Total whiny, self-centered jerk. Seriously. I'm not kidding. See also emo and whiny crybaby.

1. CAUTION! SPOILERS AHEAD!
"We saw the high school's production of Hamlet this weekend."
"I've heard of that. What's it about?"
"It's about a prince named Hamlet who returns to his kingdom to find that his father, the king, was murdered by his evil uncle. The uncle then married Hamlet's mother to inherit the throne. In the end, Hamlet and the uncle battle to the death---"
"Hey, I've seen that! Were they all lions?"
"...."
SPOILERS END HERE

2. "My name is Hamlet and my life sucks. Maybe I should kill myself. But then again, maybe not. I dunno. Should I? Should I not? Eeny meeny miney mo...."

by SpecialKRJ March 27, 2007

hazle

How Proyo spells Hazel

It's hazlenut

by Thepenguin9 May 14, 2015

Hallett

An inbred boy, result of inbreeding

1) The boy is clearly a hallett
2) The hallett of a local family

by Mister Mistoffelees January 20, 2004

Dirty Hazleton

When you are fisting an ass and grab intestines and pull out.

High on bath salt, bill pulled a Dirty Hazleton on Cathay

by Angry T April 5, 2016

Hafletic

adj. the state of not really being athletic, but trying.

She plays second string on the basketball team because she is only hafletic.

by triitagain February 7, 2009

Hamlet haircut

A Shakespeare play haircut.

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.

by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015

hamlet

O fuck

*walks into the wrong classroom* "hamlet"

by gingerthebigdaddy January 30, 2017