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Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.
Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!
by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020
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Dylan Hawkins

A dance that guys invite the girls too. It should happen on May 15, which is 6 months after Sadie Hawkins's day on November 15.
I'm excited to invite my best friend to the Dylan Hawkins dance!
by LukeyBearUD January 19, 2023
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Hawkins

A good and loyal friend. Truly one of of a kind that if you're lucky enough to meet in your lifetime you pray you'll meet him again in the next. They are smart, funny kind, considerate, creative, and downright fabulous. They usually have luscious hair along with quite a fancy mustache and handsome to boot. It's a friendship you never want to lose. if you do cross him in anyway it is the biggest mistake in your life. Just being around him feels warm and welcoming because he glows from the inside out. You've never had a joyous friendship until you've met Hawkins.
Finally Hawkins is here! Now I know things will get better today.
by Thatspookywater December 13, 2021
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Pulling a Hawkins

A Hawkins is a type of player who has a really long game. Pulling a Hawkins is when a friend leaves your life to do something important and then reappears via social media many years later when he is getting divorced. Then he talks to you until he gets married again, then he ignores you and then shows up again when he is getting divorced again. Someone who does this is pulling a Hawkins.
For example, I can't believe that he is pulling a Hawkins on me again. He went to Iraq after 911 and didn't talk to me for 12 years and then one day he just showed up on my Facebook. Then that time he just talked to me until he met another wife. Now he invites me to his wedding. That player has a really long game.
by HqKoid7035 June 22, 2020
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Mark Hawkins

Mark Hawkins showers in stella
by shower in stella June 29, 2021
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Trevor lynn hawkins

Trevor lynn hawkins has huge balls and hangs with a gay friend. He is a wreckless driver and works at a bbq place.
by Trevor lee hawkins October 11, 2018
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calvin hawkins

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he
by Moulton massive April 22, 2018
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