by Yellow Menace January 06, 2021
woah jake hanson’s a discord kitten
by iheartmilfs4eva February 03, 2022
Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.
Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
by Mister Robato69 March 08, 2017
by Piercelmao January 08, 2022
The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022