Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.

Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").

by Chillbloney February 15, 2023

Mr. Hansen

A cool dude, full marks for being a great science teacher, would be taught by again 10/10.

Did you hear, this year I have Mr. Hansen for science.

by TheReal7E September 15, 2022

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

Bryce hansen

Bryce Hansen is a medium height tall soda bottle with a blue circular cap containing grooves and a red label with slightly dark toned circle spots
Bryce Hansen is also from the soda can brand named "Hansen's"
He is also from the amazing and popular object show named "ONE" by cheesy hfj
And said object show has a large community

Bryce Hansen is also mostly known for the community's universal agreement of him being attracted to Liam plecak.

Hfjone_enjoyer1: do you tink Bryce Hansen gay
Hfjone_enjoyer2:HE-HELL YEAH🔥🔥

by Liam plecak February 17, 2024

Ingrid Hansen

The softest bitch in the world.

Man. . . I thought you were a badass, but you're just Ingrid Hansen.

by Taco Flores November 12, 2019

Sam Hansen

This girl Sam Hansen is someone like no other. All she does is hit straight up clingers over the fence. However she’s still the best big dawwwg.

All Sam hansen does is hit clingers.

by Tooties April 23, 2019