Republican Handshake

noun - unsolicited, non-consensual groping of another person's crotch as practiced by prominent Republicans such as Donald Trump; a form of sexual assault.

Donald: I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

Billy: Ah, yes. The old Republican Handshake.

by myowncompass October 8, 2016

Gorilla Handshake

When two men reach for something under a table with their feet and unwittingly clasp toes together like they are holding hands.

Bill dropped his pencil under the table. Dale thought he would help him grab it. As they both eagerly grasped with their toes, they ended up in an awkward gorilla handshake. Neither of them spoke of the incident again.

by Moore Johnson July 25, 2011

Canadian Handshake

Let’s just say it involves a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

How could you just leave without my Canadian handshake?

by Dutchrudders6969 July 25, 2018

Motown Handshake

The act of pulling your dick out on a street corner in Detroit, and shaking it rapidly until a stanky ho gives you a painful handjob.

1. Cody spends all his money on Motown handshakes.

2. Everyone thought Luke wanted a Motown handshake when he started waving his dick around in public, but it turns out he is just a jackass.

by BigDuke6 August 5, 2011

green handshake

Slipping a bouncer cash so you can get into the club faster.

The line was wrapped around the building, so I gave the guy at the door the green handshake, and we got in just a few minutes later.

by don'tWaitUp June 5, 2010

Mandurah Handshake

A common practice in Mandurah, Western Australia, in which you punch someone in the back of the skull as hard as you can, often putting them in hospital.

1. "Oi bro, you shoulda seen me give this random bloke the Mandurah Handshake last night at toucan."

2. "I've gotta go to court today over that Mandurah Handshake incident last weekend, I hope my Centrelink benefits don't get cut off"

by Transmitteroftheclap March 1, 2017

Gosford Handshake

Australian slang for when someone is stabbed at a train station.

Me mate Damo was just tryna' sling some durries up on the Cennie Coast, when outta nowhere, two lads gave him the ol' Gosford handshake and stole all of his shit.

by _RL_ December 24, 2020