handsex

v.
to use your hand to manipulate your genitals for sexual pleasure; to masturbate

I just had handsex while watching Dirty Debutantes 24

by johnnynoname July 25, 2008

Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.

"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."

by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009

hanses.right.hand

The best tiktok kpop creator out there and also the biggest han stan

hanses.right.hand Is the biggest han stan out there✋🏻

by btsgrammy December 23, 2020

Pulled a Chris Hansen

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen

<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.

by RedRaine November 16, 2009

hanasexual

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.

Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*

by sxcker October 7, 2020

hinase

The cutest and sweetest girl you will ever meet in all of our existence. She is a great friend, and is always there for you! Hinase is a adorable and pretty Japanese girl, and if you ever tend to come across one, trust her because she will be a loyal and amazing person!

person 1: OMG who's the new girl? She's soo cool!

person 2: Yeah she must be a Hinase!

by urbandictionaryisdabomb.com March 27, 2015

Hansel and Gretal

Definition

1: When a girl feeds her man fruit all day so his cum tastes better. (verb)

"Yeah man, my girlfriend hansel and gretaled me all day so she could have something sweet without any calories"

by huibgsduifv August 28, 2016