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bak et halleluja

"Behind a Hallelujah"

A song by Kaizer's Orchestra, a six-person band from Norway. May only be 2 minutes long, but is very addictive. Also featured on the flash 'War' on Albino Blacksheep.
Fader eg må be om unskyldning
Det er min feil at Tony er pakkt inn i presenning
Eg har forbrudt meg mot Monsieur Clavier sitt reglement
Du vett at eg ikkje kan hamla opp med han
Eg ber deg. Hjelp, Fader hjelp meg
Eg står i støvler av cement, Fader hjelp meg

Eg sa russisk rulett er ikkje en god ide
men han følte seg i slag så tvang han meg med
Eg såg han spant magasinet
Han satte løpet mellom tennene sine

Eg skal be for deg min sønn
for hos Han er du ennå ikkje dømt
For ingen kan sei nei til beløpet som Monsieur Clavier gav
Og bare Fader Martin vett kva som ligge bak et halleluja

Tony har en formidabel dobbelgjenger
Spor han opp, sett opp en kontrakt, gje han penger
Du kan ta en håndfull ut av vår kollekt
Du kan bli som folk flest eller du kan bli prest
men kom aldri tilbake for her er dine dager talte
by Nae October 2, 2004
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halle mae

word used to express joy or irritation
-HAHAHA HALLE MAE!!!

-omg HALLE MAE, chill da fuck down
by anonymous1010123 August 29, 2009
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hallejuhla

When you still can't pronounce that word right.
Boy: I have my birth cerfiticate!
Girl: You just did a Hallejuhla! Retard.
by TheDudeThatKnowsAll December 18, 2016
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Daniel Hellerbach

Daniel “The Man” Hellerbach is a man of huge cock size. He is a Casanova and an incredible detective. Every single organism has a sexual attraction to him.

Danny attracts women (and men) of all ages and sizes with his enormous cock and fast orgasms. He has a jungle on his penis, and his sexy back hairs will make any living thing faint.
Shaniqua: hey girl I think Daniel Hellerbach is on the case
TayShawna: yea he has a huge cock
by big69man420 February 18, 2020
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Pulling A Halle

One who is able to seemingly disappear at any given moment. A very useful skill to have, especially in awkward situations.
by annaandrachael January 28, 2009
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Hallelujah Mountain

A fictional floating mountain featured in James Cameron's 2009 film Avatar. Located on the moon Pandora, it is where avian species known as Ikran primarily roost.

It is customary for the members of the Na'Vi tribe to go to Hallelujah Mountain and "bond" with one of the Ikrans in the form of rite of passage.

An element known as Unobtainium is what make Hallelujah Mountain and its surrounding mountains float.
In January 2010, it was announced from China that one of its mountain, which was said to be an inspiration for Hallelujah Mountain, had been renamed "Avatar Hallelujah Mountain" (阿凡达-哈利路亚山) in honor of the film.

Avatar is serious business.
by Nicko Davinci January 30, 2010
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Halle Berry

A woman who is at least a decent actress who even if her performance or appearance may not be the greatest, she can easily come off as a very charming, beautiful, and smart. Disagree if you will.

Also, you know you find her sexy as hell regardless of what you don't like about her. A woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously masturbated to her pics until your penis lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a fag.

From her topless scene in Swordfish and coming out of the water on one of Cuba's beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when I got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: Die Another Day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in Catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare ass in that nude shower scene in Gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist wank off and rethink their position on racial politics.

Here's to hoping to the almighty God in Heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of Playboy magazine. My dick twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.
I'm about to wank off like no tomorrow fantasizing that Halle Berry eats my swordfish! >:D
by CrankMakeStankMaster December 17, 2009
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