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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
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Half-life 3

It's the name of a game that doesn't exist and will never exist.
It's often used to tease Half-Life fans.
Example: Here we have Q, who is a Half-Life fan, and V is going to tease Q.
V: "Hey man, Half-Life 3 just got released!"
Q: "Dih!"

VALVE RELEASE HL3!!
by 22chim October 29, 2025
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Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch

Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers
Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.
by Cheeki von Breeki March 19, 2021
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caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating
"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."
by outrageously long vocabulary November 26, 2024
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Half life friend

A friend that known for half of your life
Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.
by Ironman99 October 15, 2022
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Half Life Multiplayer

place where everyone's playermodel was gman, and everybody loved it
by blackfuffo November 18, 2023
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Half life 3

Turn the word "GABEN" into wing dings, and you'll see the truth...
by Hehe d November 23, 2020
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