hyper jump

A moment of clarity during drunken fun.

Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.

by nexttech June 20, 2011

Hyper Hit

too take a hit that is excessive. Also could be called a blinker

dude me and santhro just did some hyper hits now were stoned

by lodge cord August 18, 2021

hyper-real

realer than real

"I was told to settle for the status quo as it is hyper-real and better than the real thing."
"Sorry to hear that."

by Krkič June 19, 2019

hyper-reactive

A state of hyper reactive where you are so charge you could be run a nuclear power plant

She was hyper-reactive last night

by Peta and Geoff April 8, 2005

Hyper-Statism

A political tactic in which a person or group of people will state an idea or belief. After which, they will identify the people who are opposed to the idea or belief. Once this is done, they will begin to over-whelm the opposition with petty insults, pre-concieved talking points, and exaggerated (and even false) "facts". This over-whelming amount of insults and "facts" will make it so the opposition will not have the opportunity to reply. This is a common tactic used amongst both the Liberal party and media.

Liberal: I believe we should require everyone to pay 50% of their yearly income to the government like England and many other European nations, it would help alleviate a lot of problems.
Person: I think we should allow people to do what they want with their money, we live in a Capitalist and free society after all.
Liberal: What!? You don't want to help pay for welfare, medicaid, medicare!? You must hate the poor, and the elderly!
Person: But I-
Liberal: Well since you hate welfare so much you must also hate blacks. That makes you a racist as well. What? You dont want us to live in a nice society? You right-wing nazi! You must want to give all the money to rich people. Why are you so filled with hate? You probably hate Mexicans too since you dont support amnesty! You're so close-minded.
Person: I never said-
Liberal: You're nothing more then a fear-mongering islamophobic racist! Did you know 91% of conservatives hate minorities?
Person: Thats fals-
Liberal: Well they do, I just can't even stand your hateful attitude. You're so homophobic.
Person: Well this is Hyper-Statism at its finest.

by Fundere Lumen August 22, 2011

Hyper Armor

Can be found in Dark Souls or For Honor. Occurs when a player throws an attack or move and their not effected by any external attacks or moves. It becomes unnecessary for them to block, parry, deflect, or counter the enemies or in some cases teammates moves as the players move is uninterruptible at that point. They essentially I-Frame but during an attack. Usually during an opener or in the midst of a combo.

Player: “How he wasn’t by my attacks, that damn hyper armor.”

by gacatain May 3, 2020

Hyper Pissout

v. When an individual is extraordinarily drunk and in an esteemed state of relaxation, upon which they sit upon the toilet to urinate and pass out.

n. The event of said verb.

v. I had way too much to drink. All I did was sit on the toilet, and I felt like I was about to hyper pissout.

n. Dude, just found Sean in the bathroom. Looks like he had himself a hyper pissout.

by rdeedllew June 27, 2011