A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. hubby : Aka SULTAN <3 he's the handsomest, hottest & sweetest guy ever . Anyone who squares up on him has got to be so st*pid, i mean have u seen his biceps? they just have a d**th wish ;)
random chick : Omg look at sultan stepping out of his Porsche 718 Boxster. wait who's that behind him?
*amira pops up behind her* : that's my hubby, back off .
*amira pops up behind her* : that's my hubby, back off .
by hisbiggestfangirl June 18, 2024
Get the Hubbymug.