horizontal refreshment

Prostitute, whore

After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.

by TopFloorBottomBuzzer February 16, 2004

Horizontal Dancing

The act of laying down on something, and flailing your arms and legs about to music, thus creating the effect that you are dancing.

(Laying on bed talking)

Kenzie: This is a good song!

Caitlin: I have to dance but im too lazy to get up...

Kenzie: Now is a time for Horizontal dancing!

by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011

get horizontal

sleep, eye, bedtime

i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Club Horizontal

n., a euphemism for not wanting to go out with your friends, in other words, your bed.

Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?

Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!

by paulinSJ November 30, 2019

Horizontal Scuffle

Definition: when wrestling naked and it slips in

Me and my girl were fighting it turned into the horizontal scuffle

by Bigdr33 June 19, 2020

Horizontal Pearls

When your dog hasn't been neutered and his balls are always visible.

Dude, your dogs Horizontal Pearls are all over your pillow!!!

by Chi Chi Chamberlain April 23, 2011

Horizontal Hansen

When you're making sweet sweet love while wearing full PPE including (but not limited to) hard hat, safety glasses, steel toe boots, flame retardant clothing, and face shield.

She had a sore on her lip so I made sure to use the Horizontal Hansen

by Sparky966 June 23, 2022