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Hoesexual

When You have a crush on flat ass notitsity
Oh my Jesus lord and savior I'm a Hoesexual and God hates me
by Femolly December 19, 2016
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hoeseph

an extremely hairy mamal
I believe that mamoth would be classified as a hoeseph
by Sebastien Rubenstein November 28, 2004
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hoser

The proper reference to one who plays the Hosaphone(tm) is a hoser. If you don't perform on the beloved, revered and mostly plastic Hosaphone(tm) yourself, it is considered poor form to use this intimate address. Brother and sister Hosaphoners affectionately refer to one another as hosers.
Hey, hoser, how are you doing?
That's some mighty fine playing you did on, "Codetta in C" for Hosaphone(tm), Piano & Bass, there hoser!
If we could find a hoser for our brass quintet, we could accompany a Hosaphone(tm) Soloist.
To execute the Doppler effect, the Hosaphone(tm) must be untaped and the bell end swung in a circle over the hoser's head while playing a sustained note.
A couple of hosers wrote this wonderful FAQ on the Hosaphone(tm).
by David A. Roth October 21, 2007
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Houser

A popular term in Sydney, Australia. Basically the same as bourke, a loser. It is often used as an insult between friends when someone does something outright stupid.
Dude. You're such a houser.

Don't be a houser you retard.
by James Malkovich October 10, 2006
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horseraddish

thats horseraddish
by marko October 4, 2003
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Hoemer Simpson

1. An Old, stupid, ugly hoe

2. A hoe who looks like Homer Simpson
Man, I ain't throwin' away my bucks just to fuck Hoemer Simpson!
by Watchamacalldat January 12, 2007
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hoser

Moron, drunken fool, idiot, pudd, etc.
Everyone here is using it wrong in their examples.

It's 'ya', not 'you.'

Like.. Put down your drink and come here, ya hoser.
by erinnn May 13, 2005
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