Hobosexual

When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.

"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"

by Retta S November 23, 2011

Hobosexual

A woman or a man who regularly has casual sex and moves in with a new male or female hook up they decide to enter into a serious relationship with in order to prevent being homeless, staying with family, or having to become completely independent and live alone. This is a pattern they repeat in their relationships by moving in with boyfriends or girlfriends too fast so they can avoid being homeless and alone. Can stem from trauma, narcissism, low-self esteem, low self worth, a fear of being alone, a fear of being homeless, and a deep internal need for male or female validation. Homosexuals are not always loyal to the man or woman they choose to build a life with, and could cheat on them if they lack honesty and integrity.

I believe all hobosexuals can one day develop better character, live alone in their own housing, love themselves, and stop repeating the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay.

by igivethebestreads February 06, 2025

Hobosexual

A man that enters into a relationship to keep from being homeless.

That Stew Butterfield is such a hobosexual !!!!

by Ransom1CS2 August 08, 2021

Hobosexual

Someone who gets into a relationship so they have a place to live.

He lived with me for two years and didn’t pay any bills; Kerry Sid Watson was a big hobosexual.

by LennyLlama September 04, 2019

Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.

I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.

by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023

Hobosexual

A person who engages in sexual and/or romantic relationships simply to have a place to stay.

She's fucking Trevor because he has a better house, she's nothing but a hobosexual.

by Sadam Scraggs April 16, 2023

Hobosexual

When you have sex with someone so you can have a place to stay

Tony is such a hobosexual. He will sleep with anyone just to have a roof over his head

by Squawboss May 25, 2024