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Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.
Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.
by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021
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Irish Haggis

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).
The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
by LA Wise July 19, 2025
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Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.
Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis
by Dingamasala October 6, 2025
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Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.
It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.
by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025
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Haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025
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Haggis

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025
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The Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother.
by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025
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