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gustav gram

a person who has a middle parting that looks like "Manfred" from ice age
"john" look over there, that guy look likes manfred from ice age!
"pete" oh he must be a gustav gram
by quackerer October 23, 2023
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Gustav

He is the greatest guy in history, and he is not gay. He has a very large penis ass well.

He is bassicly god, and he allways has a Malte as a friend.
Oh that guy has giant muscels, he's a Gustav
by harzard123321 June 10, 2021
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Gustaved

The action of getting totally destroyed by the perfect human-made artillery known as the “800mm caliber railway gun Schwerer Gustav” or just “Gustav” after exposing your personal ideology, beliefs or just disagreeing with the großdeutches Reich.
“Dude, have you seen Mario lately?”

“Don’t you know? Yesterday he was caught trying to sneak through the border and he was sent straight to Crimea. Poor Mario got gustaved and disappear from this terrible world”

“Damn dude, I rather be hanged than gustaved”
by ocesa October 15, 2020
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Gustav

The best person you’ll ever meet. They care so much about their loved ones and they will do anything to make you happy. If you’ve gotten the chance to be friends with them, you should be very thankful because they are literally the best!
a: “Have you heard about Gustav?”
b: “Yeah I have!! They are literally the best!”
by M&Mookie January 27, 2022
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Gustav

Everybody hates Gustav. It is not even a name just two noises put together.
by niggaslayer327 June 17, 2021
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Heavy Gustav

A very big gun to tell people to fuck off
That guy has a Heavy Gustav, he must be telling us to fuck off
by Sword_Knives December 31, 2021
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Gustav

He’s an ume retarded gang member who loves coke and dick. He loves gay people and especially black cock. He says the Nword way too much and looks like a moose or the pirate ship suricate nigga in ice age
That nigga lookin like a wish version of gustav
by Britrust123 November 22, 2021
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