Groupie

groupie: a slut who sleeps with a basketball player simply for the fact they are a well-known athlete. the slut is over tanned and shows up to a game in heels and a mini skirt & does not even know what is going on during the game. the slut does not care if the basketball player has a wife or a girlfriend. the slut loses self respect and looks like a psychotic whore in the end.

The girls who look lost after a game waiting around on the athletes, those are groupies.

by peacelovemu April 14, 2009

snoopy groupie

A bi-atch that follows Snoop around trying to get sex or pot.

Damn, I don't think I've ever seen that many snoopy groupies in one place!

by Bennett July 18, 2004

Emo-Groupie

1. (n) A person who is attracted to the Emo lifestyle, but isn't necessarily Emo themselves.

2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.

1. Guy #1: "Oh man, Jaime is so hot... I don't know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner.."

Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."

2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"

Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."

by phroot October 15, 2008

garage groupie

Most commonly found in the NASCAR world.

1. Teeny boopers - most commonly fans of Kasey Kahne, Brian Vickers, and Kyle Busch who know little about racing and clog up racing message boards with messages such as "He's so cute, does he havea girlfriend".

2. Generally know very little about racing including who is in the points lead.

3. Still live with their parents and operate under the delusion that they will some day hook up with their driver of choice.

4. Pathetic losers.

Example:

The posters at Kasey Kahne.com are a bunch of pathetic garage groupies.

by Anti-Garage April 16, 2005

groupie

The untalented who follow the talented around, to try and get some talent rubbed off unto their dull, talentless shoulders.

Why the hell would you be a groupie?! Be a roadie instead, you get to handle all the neat guitars, set up lights and tech stuff, and if you *accidentally* get to sleep with one of the bandmates, people won't call you a slut, they'll just say you're friends with benefits....goddamn stereotypes...

by stray September 14, 2004

SUMMIT...8th floor , 6th floor, and their groupies

Summit...a dorm hall for the elite group of West Virginia University Students. When we say elite, we mean the most raging acholics and pot heads in morgantown. We even have groupies from other floors and dorms that could only wish they were lucky enough to live on the 8th or 6th floor. Classes never get in the way of our extracurricular activies AKA partyin. The 8th floor girls have formed their own sorority on campus called TTK (Tappa Tappa Kegga). We roll deep and take over Shooters everytime we go out. We know every bar owner, shot girl, bartenders and bouncer working in Morgantown. Everyother girl works at one of Motown's bars. Bedtime is when the sun comes up and waking up to the sunset is a normal day.

ONE LOVE

" I dont remember but i think we had fun!"

Bianca: KT if you are my best friend roll down the life science hill with me (as its raining and it all covered in mudddd!)
Katie: OOOKAY!


Mary: Katie do you remember last night?
Katie: No, but did it look like i was having fun?
Mary: YES


Cory: I'll Choke a BITCH

girls theme song: I am gonna hate myself in the morning but i am gonna love you tonight

Cory: (as a car runs in the back of his car in the Mickey Dee's drive thru and cory gets out...) ITS OOOOOOOOKAY i am way tooo drunk to be driving i will not call the cops! (hair flip)

Shannon: give me my gatorade or i will kill you (a daily bitch when waking up)

by Bankaa and KT plus T-ROC March 2, 2005

Groupies

Groupies are the sluts who try to sleep with celebrities just because they are celebrities.

The rockstar was surrounded by Groupies and decided to fuck all of them.

by @mrkulci December 2, 2020