griffin

An epic gentleman. He will not tolerate it if you say anything toxic. If you say anything toxic, he will roll up his sleeves and give you a beatdown while calling you a gentleman, and asking how your day has been. Griffin also has a "special" relationship with his uncle Jimbo, who has been griffins favorite uncle since childhood, despite griffin recently discovering that they aren't actually related.

Jacob: "what the fuck griffin you completely messed that up"
griffin:"Jacob i won't tolerate that toxicity in here"
*proceeds to beat Jacobs ass*

by that guy who's not real May 15, 2019

griffinator

One who screams loudly and angeredly during masturbation, often frightening and scary

The Griffinator's mother was alarmed by the loud screams that could be heard eminating from the computer room.

by Mrs. Soloman March 06, 2007

griffinning

In American Football, the act of signalling a field goal after having thrown a winning touchdown as a way of confusing officials. Rumoured to be named for Washington Redskins phenom Robert Griffin III, but also likely to be derived from forms of inappropriate nudity.

This craze is getting so bad that this morning a DC Weatherman was griffinning on the air.

by lastname first September 11, 2012

the griffin

Stuffs his own sock in his mouth before sex

The griffin is really fucked in the head.

by Paige--123 March 04, 2015

griffin

what your parents name you when they're too stoned to think of a normal name. also an amazing monkey with randomass wings who plays more frisbee than is healthy

what kind of crazyass name is griffin??

by flyingcowkara July 11, 2006

Griffins

People who interview strangers at parties, weddings, and social events moments after meeting them.

Griffins reveal little about themselves but quickly propel a rapid fire of question to whomever is the subject of their attention.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 04, 2004

griffin

a guy who is a jock, class clown, and a pimp. He is hot. He can be the sweetest and most romantic person but only if you are alone. If he is with his friends he will treat you like shit. he will seem amazing at first but be careful cuz he will break your heart. He is a sarcatic obnoxious jock who thinks he can treat women with disrespect.

griffin: i love you!

girl: i love you too

(two days later)
girl:(crying) i cant believe griffin has a girlfriend! he told me he loved me the other day. how could he do this?

by lovergirl1234 July 10, 2009