Goon

A goon is often referred to athletes who like to fight or be physical, especially for canadian hickey players. They often fourth line grinders who cant actually play. It can also be used for other sports such as football for someone who goes out of their way to make a hit.
1. My bro just had like 25 penalty minutes last night, hes such a goon.

2. He just broke that kids leg, HUGE goon.
by goonsquad3535 December 20, 2009
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The creator of everything, the God of absurdity, in the beginning, GOON created man as a testament to the utter absurdity of things, and it did a damn fine job.
(GOONASH chp.1)
"I AM GOON" shouted the being as it gazed upon the desolate eternity(GOONASH chp.1)
by Jonathan(The Flames) March 17, 2004
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a goon is someone that you can't depend on someone that makes promises that they can't keep.
by Darius April 06, 2003
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the urine of the god (mainly sataans) in a big shiny sac. only drink that is worth the money. 40 standard drinks for ten moneys. 40c a drink? can you say no? coffs goon boys unite.
krypta - get some goon in ya.

pussy - no it tastes bad.
by eprovost September 13, 2007
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goon is basically a real person, also a goon is somebody you pay money to go beat somebody or scare somebody...Goon originated in Florida!...The rest living in different states are just followers!
You fuck wid me i bet im goin have dem fuckin goonz comin fa yo azz
by Flawda guh September 02, 2008
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to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)
wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.
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Australian slang that refers to cheap wine that typically comes in large sealed packets in boxes, of which is referred to as a "goon sack". Usually always tastes like shit, and is normally intended to get people as drunk as possible on the smallest budget possible.

Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.
Oi mate pass me the fuckin' goon sack ya cunt
by An Ambient Grey November 16, 2013
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