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An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.
Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.
by When the ziggy December 10, 2023
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Gonk

v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.
Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"
by SinkCat August 14, 2024
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Gonk

the act of sexual poking someones hole/s
im gonna gonk you
by tryzz August 1, 2021
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Gonk

A descriptive word for when one of your mates is being a bit retarded. Or a descriptive word to insult and harm a enemy of yours.
“Awww fuck off lewis ya fat smelly gonk”
by YNW smelly December 4, 2020
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Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.
Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.
by Преп December 31, 2020
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Gonk Boys

Boys from algonquin high school in northboro, massachusetts. Mostly consists of white people.
Person 1: Should I ask out jeremy?
Person 2: Of course you should, Gonk Boys are the hottest.
by Fitlookinswag December 3, 2020
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Gonk

A scottish word for blow job. Heard specifically in the scottish tv series 'chewin the fat'
Geez a gonk ya dobber
by Bigweecoolguy November 24, 2021
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