Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.

Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

by GinnerRat March 9, 2024

Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 17, 2023

Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

czech golden shower

The unique sound of the VZ-61 sub machine guns spent casings hitting the floor.

That man was shot and killed by the KGB and with it came the czech golden shower.

by Tanker2764 November 18, 2022

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

by nickharteau November 23, 2011

Czech golden shower

When a VZ-61 Skorpion fires a 20-round magazine empties before any of the brass hits the ground.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.

"It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary, but I'm sure it's not my description."
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion

by FirewreackerNik4 November 17, 2022

Golden shower

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.

oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out

by Applepippin July 7, 2023