glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

by mike e boy September 25, 2005

cock glazing

letting him cum in your mouth and then using it to slip and slide your mouth up and down the shaft

After I shot my load she held in in her mouth and kept blowing me. It was a great cock glazing!

by J S Kennedy December 14, 2006

Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.

Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.

by robdoe November 10, 2010

coders glaze

The distant stare coupled with a lack of motivation to sleep, eat, or defecate. This state is usually brought on by all night coding sessions trying to chase after that last bug. Applicable to web and application programmers alike.

When they finally broke down the door, they found poor Joe long gone his face frozen in a classic coders glaze fingers still grasping the mouse as an angry 404 error stared back at him from the screen.

by onoipooped January 16, 2011

glazed ham

The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass

" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"

by Duthch_Rudder June 20, 2009

glazed longjohn

The act of a man ejaculating onto another man's penis.

Pierre totally gave Chad a glazed longjohn last night!

by danjb July 19, 2010

glazing logs

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.

Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee August 29, 2015