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Glasgow Tooth Brush

I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a pack of Glasgow tooth brushes.
by Major. Tumpleton May 17, 2008
mugGet the Glasgow Tooth Brushmug.
The Glesga Kiss.

I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.

There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.

I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.

I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.
(flerr( floor
(cannae) can not
(hurled) wheeled
(aroon') around
(barra( barrow
by joseph sharp January 11, 2004
mugGet the glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)mug.
Hey! You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.

Scots origin Glasgow urban slag is the definition of YouTube!
You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag
by mtyuaduauduve3845 March 18, 2022
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Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.
I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.
by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015
mugGet the Glasgow Steamermug.

connor glasgow

Too cool for you. Get on his level
Connor Glasgow
He is so much better than us
by The real deal 22 April 20, 2018
mugGet the connor glasgowmug.

Glasgow Caipirinha

The act of filling a glass or cup with urine and throwing it onto innocent passers-by.

A common pastime in the dreary city of Glasgow, probably caused by the lack of sunlight and too much Irn Bru.
"Sir did you just throw urine in my face!?"
"Aye, haud yer wheesht, wee eejit!, Glasgow Caipirinha!"
by BerHK April 25, 2019
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