Gilly Gland

A nonsensical, nonexistent gland that one may call upon when you have been or need to be hospitalized for something you'd rather not talk about.

ie; "I won't be in next week, I'm going in to have my Gilly Gland removed" D

by Debutante131 December 27, 2009

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Thyroid Gland

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace

kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”

by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

GLAND EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Mean the action for Toads to eating gland

GLAND EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

by Pépito Granolax March 6, 2021

Beaver Anal Glands

Used for abortion

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps

by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021

backmorry glands

Glandular lumps on the back of a woman. also known as back boobs. The only sole purpose of them is for something to suck on during doggy style sex.

I was flippin the nipples on her backmorry glands while pile driving her bum

by Levirocks December 28, 2007