A Genieva has a rare kind of beauty, and you'll never meet a girl quite like her. She is intelligent and a bookworm, and she is a social butterfly. If you meet a Genieva, you better treat her like the queen she is. A Genieva loves her friends, and enjoys watching Mean Girls and eating chocolate icecream while gossiping and ranting with her best and closest friends. A Genieva is only athletic when she's in her dancing shoes. When she's alone, you will often find Genieva laying on her couch eating oreos and spoonfuls of Nutella while watching The Breakfast Club. Genievas are usually brunette, tall, toned, and busty. They usually get along with people named Elizabeth, Carly, Rebecca, Natasha, Jacob, Jo, Renée, Eva, Aroura, Katy, Thomas, Julia, Daniel, Kyle, Drew, Quinn, and Felicity.
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Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005
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1. To experience the highest ascension of realization, expression or enjoyment.
2. A powerful connectivity felt both inside and outside the body simultaneously, as in quantum entanglement.
3. Experience of great understanding or an extremely fulfilling cognitive moment.
4. The merger of genius and science in a way that exceeds mere comprehension but taps into quantum feeling.
2. A powerful connectivity felt both inside and outside the body simultaneously, as in quantum entanglement.
3. Experience of great understanding or an extremely fulfilling cognitive moment.
4. The merger of genius and science in a way that exceeds mere comprehension but taps into quantum feeling.
Blinded by the glint of sunlight reflecting off the Giza pyramid, Jenny felt anything but myopic as her senses drank in the all the knowledge and energy its genience ™ could offer.
Sipping the expertly brewed cappuccino, Tina’s tongue tingled from its decadent frothy head proving to her the genience™ of her new coffee maker.
When Bob raised his hand to expound upon emergence theory, he felt a wave of genience radiate from his being even before he delivered one eloquent word on the subject.
Timothy’s vivid memory of the play transported his genience™ to relive the moment in the present so he could duplicate his game winning shot again.
The cat sprawled on its back basked in the genience™ of not only the morning sunlight but the undetectable vibration from planets aligning in synchronous harmony.
The word Genience™ was created by Gary Starta in a moment of Genience™. When you recognize your moments of Genience™ , share this word and watch it catch on!
Sipping the expertly brewed cappuccino, Tina’s tongue tingled from its decadent frothy head proving to her the genience™ of her new coffee maker.
When Bob raised his hand to expound upon emergence theory, he felt a wave of genience radiate from his being even before he delivered one eloquent word on the subject.
Timothy’s vivid memory of the play transported his genience™ to relive the moment in the present so he could duplicate his game winning shot again.
The cat sprawled on its back basked in the genience™ of not only the morning sunlight but the undetectable vibration from planets aligning in synchronous harmony.
The word Genience™ was created by Gary Starta in a moment of Genience™. When you recognize your moments of Genience™ , share this word and watch it catch on!
by Genience January 20, 2019
Get the Genience mug.A genie is thought by many (probably due to films they've seen) to be a man who appears to grant three wishes if the lamp he lives in is rubbed. In fact, according to mythology, a genie is a mischievous spirit who has been imprisoned in some object or other (it needn't automatically be a lamp).
Genie-related humour.
Police find a warehouse filled with stolen property, including a lot of lanterns.
Inspector: Well, well. It's Aladdin's cave.
Constable: How very witty, sir. (thinks:don't give up your police job just yet).
Police find a warehouse filled with stolen property, including a lot of lanterns.
Inspector: Well, well. It's Aladdin's cave.
Constable: How very witty, sir. (thinks:don't give up your police job just yet).
by Stormsworder December 1, 2006
Get the genie mug.Many people have spelled the word genius this way for as long as they can remember. It is NOT the correct spelling. The correctly spelled word "genius" is used to describe one's intelligence.
by Timothy Robertson December 29, 2006
Get the genious mug.Lucy is a genius, Ali is a genius; Lucy and Ali are genii. Can also be used as an adjective, e.g. "Big Brother last night was genii!"
by Sianorama May 31, 2006
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There's SO MANY examples of girls being technical virgins that I wondered what the real definition of virginity was. So I decided to research what Genuine Virginity meant. In the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the definition of the word CHASTE, is pure, unadulterated, and 'having never experienced unlawful or immoral intercourse'. The definition of the word SEXUAL INTERCOURSE in that same dictionary also includes oral or anal intercourse. Also, if a male's semen comes into contact with a female's body, I think that act mimics intercourse enough to count as a loss of virginity, because the girl will have lost her virginal (same meaning as chaste) innocence.
There's SO MANY examples of girls being technical virgins that I wondered what the real definition of virginity was. So I decided to research what Genuine Virginity meant. In the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the definition of the word CHASTE, is pure, unadulterated, and 'having never experienced unlawful or immoral intercourse'. The definition of the word SEXUAL INTERCOURSE in that same dictionary also includes oral or anal intercourse. Also, if a male's semen comes into contact with a female's body, I think that act mimics intercourse enough to count as a loss of virginity, because the girl will have lost her virginal (same meaning as chaste) innocence.
Simply put: Anything involving a penis that goes past second base would mean you'd no longer be a genuine virgin.
by PinkNinjaFrogs95 November 7, 2013
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