Diaper Geyser

When you're changing your baby boy and he begins peeing straight up in the air while the old diaper is off and you haven't gotten the new diaper on yet.

Honey, give me a burp cloth quick, I got a Diaper Geyser going here!

by Jojomogir February 18, 2011

Italian geyser

When you cum not only in a girls mouth but also on her tits.

Vito: Hey did u hear that Tony gave Kayla an Italian geyser!

Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.

Vito: Hell yeah.

by yankees2738 January 2, 2014

butt geyser

The act of filling up ones anus with a fluid, typically water from a hose. Then releasing the water like a geyser upon an unsuspecting victims head.

I stuffed cheese curds into my ass hole and then with a medically issued super soaker and careful precision I received an injection of One love Kombucha into my anus. Then during an ugly sweater party, many months later, I pulled down my pants spread my butt cheeks and with the the force of old faithful I shot my cheese curd laced kombucha turd Butt Geyser all over the head of one special party goer ronnathan blox.

by Mr. Richard-Finger Tongue October 31, 2015

spunk geyser

A spunk geyser is when you pull out and fire a load across the room. Like Gracia...

Please get a towel, because Mark shot a spunk geyser down the hallway...

by Tcal November 28, 2015

Golden Geyser

Verb; During coitus, you gleefully have your partner roll-over on his or her back with there anus facing skyward. You then proceed to urinate into the gaping vortex. Your partner then evacuates the warm golden liquid into the air via flatulent discharge thus creating the beautiful and majestic "Golden Geyser"

After a long day of work, Jana pulled the tarp out, laid it on the floor and called Bill in. She saw this as an opportunity to propose the "Golden Geyser" for their mutual enjoyment. Bill agreed without hesitation.

by David Gary David June 13, 2018

miranda geise

An annoying person who tells you r secrets to the world

Me: I can't believe Miranda geise told everyone I have a boyfriend -oh wait-I can believe it because she does it all the time!

by Ashlynn and Gage June 23, 2018

silent geyser

When a large amount of content is created by an inactive account or developer.

Person A: Look! Person C just uploaded five definitions to Urban Dictionary!
Person B: Didn’t he stop making definitions last year?
Person A: I guess.
Person B: Looks like he set off a silent geyser.
Welcome back.

by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019