drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

gauge theory

In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.

“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”

“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”

“Seriously?”

“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”

by thejacksonjive January 5, 2020

Gauge

A gay person no one likes and is so annoying and you want to hit he is short and gay and very stupid and no one likes them.

Person 1:did you meet gauge

Person 2: yeah he was very gay and annoying

by I hate gauges November 10, 2020

gauge herrera

A sexy man with a large penis.

I love Gauge Herrera's size!

by utxjrycfhmb March 1, 2017

Gauge

A complete stupid person. He blocks out anything that he hears and asks stupid questions later on. Also a class clown and tends to talk to his friends.

"Gauge, I got an A+ on the test!"
"What? You got an anus on the bed?"

by TheSpy June 15, 2016

gauge

Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.

A strong-minded, athletic role model.

If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!

by Bright eyes February 5, 2018

Gauge

Usually a good person but will cry if scared and will always try to get you back. Gauge is a force to be reckoned with when he's mad but is a teddy bear when he is not.

Wow gauge is crying because i said booo

by Fnaf fan45 November 1, 2019