The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.
Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”
by WowThatsAmazing June 8, 2018
Get the Gaugemug. A hoe. Do not fall for a guy with this name. He will call you and tell you about who he is cheating on you with.
Gauge is a hoe
by Miss interrupting December 28, 2018
Get the Gaugemug. Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017
Get the drunk gaugemug. Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.
by thatfroggoboiii December 17, 2022
Get the Gauge Wmug. Usually a good person but will cry if scared and will always try to get you back. Gauge is a force to be reckoned with when he's mad but is a teddy bear when he is not.
by Fnaf fan45 November 1, 2019
Get the Gaugemug. By 2025, the fashion and body modification industry will have unveiled a small to small-medium-sized, lightweight piercing designed for nipples, catering to both males and females. This piece, envisioned to be both shiny and tactile, will feature subtle vibrating functionality, blending aesthetics with an innovative sensory experience. With advancements in microtechnology and materials science, this futuristic accessory will have revolutionized the jewelry market, offering not just a bold statement but also a unique personal experience. Embracing customization and tech-forward designs, professionals across industries may finally view jewelry as both artistic and interactive. Whisper Angel gauge - small jewelry in private area share my experience with getting my prince Albert and Jacobs ladder piercings for those considering having them done. 🫦👄
A Angel Whisper Gauge envisioned to be both shiny and tactile, will feature subtle vibrating functionality, blending aesthetics Angel Whisper Jacob's Ladder is a collection of frenum piercings, each frenum being a rung of the ladder. non Prince Albert" male piercing refers to any genital piercing on a man that is not located directly through the urethra opening; this could include piercings like a frenulum piercing (the skin connecting the foreskin to the glans), a foreskin piercing, a coronal piercing (around the rim of the glans), or a scrotum piercing.
Key points about non-Prince Albert male piercings.
These piercings are situated on different parts of the penis or scrotum, avoiding the urethral opening where a Prince Albert piercing goes.
Types of piercings:
Frenulum piercing: Piercing through the small piece of skin connecting the foreskin to the glans.
Foreskin piercing: Piercing through the foreskin itself, often done in multiple locations.
Coronal piercing: Piercing around the rim of the glans.
Scrotum piercing: Piercing through the skin of the scrotum. 🔮🍯🍦💳🪪💫🌕👣🍆🥮
Key points about non-Prince Albert male piercings.
These piercings are situated on different parts of the penis or scrotum, avoiding the urethral opening where a Prince Albert piercing goes.
Types of piercings:
Frenulum piercing: Piercing through the small piece of skin connecting the foreskin to the glans.
Foreskin piercing: Piercing through the foreskin itself, often done in multiple locations.
Coronal piercing: Piercing around the rim of the glans.
Scrotum piercing: Piercing through the skin of the scrotum. 🔮🍯🍦💳🪪💫🌕👣🍆🥮
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025
Get the Angel Whisper Gaugemug. A gay conservative that’s very confused with himself. Did I mention that he likes dick? He’s a closet faggot and he owns it with pride. Happy gay day gauge🏳️ 🌈
by Gbre123 October 10, 2022
Get the Gaugemug.