In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly automaticlevelrecognition@gmail.com as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.
by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022
Get the OREGON GAS MASKmug. by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017
Get the norwegian gas maskmug. Guy 1: "Hey, I heard Jim got really sick."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he caught the corona virus."
Guy 1: "He probably got it from doing the corona gas mask."
Guy 2: "disgusting bastard.."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he caught the corona virus."
Guy 1: "He probably got it from doing the corona gas mask."
Guy 2: "disgusting bastard.."
by Yehdudethatscoolbye March 5, 2020
Get the Corona Gas Maskmug. The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.
by The JD Guy February 16, 2024
Get the Australian Gas Maskmug. A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.
by HolyRiot99 May 27, 2023
Get the Dominican Gas Maskmug. When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask
Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*
Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*
Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
Get the FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!mug.