Gary

Cockney rhyming slag for an anus. Gary Glitter = Shitter.
Did you shag Lorraine last night?

Did I? I smashed her right up the Gary!
by Jake Lifely May 27, 2018
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Gary

A gay retard, combined together to form the name "Gary"
Oscar is SUCH a Gary for driving that Gaytona
by GaryHater777 November 18, 2019
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Gary

Someone who takes the word dumb to a whole other level…someone who lacks in the common sense, critical thinking, and problem solving areas but puts on a big guy routine…the most common garry symptom is lacking confidence and easily succumbing to peer pressure

Originated in southeastern pa, due to confidentiality let’s just say there was a individual who had to be the most r-worded person placed on this floating rocky, that individual was named gary
“This fucking guyfucking gary over here”
“What are you? A gary?”
“Gary ass”
“That was a gary move of you”
*someone drops something of value* “Gary”
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Gary

Spongbob's pet snail
Garrrrryyyyyyyy......where are you Gary
by Yohou February 8, 2017
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Gary

Short for Garried
He's married but he's obviously gay.
Or he's heterosexual but he's way too effeminate to be an option for those who like a manly man.
Oh look, his wife is so hot, but he's ordering a champagne!
Gary alert!
Or
We went on our first date and he talked about his feelings all night, he's such a Gary!
or
I'm a gay man and that Gary over there who's wearing a wedding ring, just pinched me on the ass as I walked past!
Or
I'm a gay man on grinder and a married man who's 'experimenting' just messaged me- Gary
by Simjay August 29, 2016
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Gary

The Title Lower Than Scrub
You're Such A Gary.
by Page_Dog February 2, 2016
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Gary

A terrible chaperone and poor judge of how much strength is needed to close a door. Typically results in violent slamming and damage to property.
Rick loves to go out drinking with his friends, but finding a reliable Gary is next to impossible because they are terrible at it.

Or
Hanging out with our friends and some retard Gary’d The sliding glass door so hard it was destroyed
by Tr3bee November 30, 2018
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