
The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.
by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018

Crouching ontop of a 1/6 barrel keg while pumping the tap and drinking from tap! I gargoyle keg stand.
by victimish February 2, 2019

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.
Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?
by J409 September 15, 2025

(verb) The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, most commonly after a night of heavy drinking and questionable fast food.
I can no longer be friends with you because you gargoyled all over my bathroom during the Super Bowl party.
by wisest_wordsmith March 4, 2023

When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.
Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.
by Peanut butter gargoyle April 7, 2024

Gargoyle dees nuts
by Bigthiccdiccricc March 26, 2022
