Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...
He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...
He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...
by Barney Barney December 14, 2020

penelope garcia is the best person ever, she is in criminal minds. she is the most loveable person ever and she can do no wrong. everyone feels loved and safe around her
person 1: i think taissa farmiga is the best person ever
honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?
honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her
honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?
honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her
by thesecondbestpersonafterMitchR August 26, 2021

When a man penetrates a man through his anus. And the person being penetrating is peeing and vomiting at the same time.
by Frenchduck May 10, 2018

I will admit it now, this is the Wyatt I described before.
One thing, he needs to listen to hold me while you wait by Lewis Capaldi to understand how deep things run for me.
Another thing...
Wyatt is a nice kid. I love him no matter what he'll say. Swear word or not, he matters to me a lot. Wyatt reminds me of a lot of my friends, the good ones, and the bad.
No matter what he'll do, I can't let him go. He's a sweet kid, and if he likes another girl, I will let him go. As long as he's happy, I'm happy.
Yes, this will come off as sappy, but I don't care. As long as he knows the truth.
Wyatt Garcia is the reoccurring daydream.
The reoccurring dream during the long sleepless nights.
Wyatt Garcia is someone who...
Cares about all of his friends, no matter their gender.
Knows how to be a really caring person, no matter the situation.
Plus he has some SEXY cowboy boots. :)
One thing, he needs to listen to hold me while you wait by Lewis Capaldi to understand how deep things run for me.
Another thing...
Wyatt is a nice kid. I love him no matter what he'll say. Swear word or not, he matters to me a lot. Wyatt reminds me of a lot of my friends, the good ones, and the bad.
No matter what he'll do, I can't let him go. He's a sweet kid, and if he likes another girl, I will let him go. As long as he's happy, I'm happy.
Yes, this will come off as sappy, but I don't care. As long as he knows the truth.
Wyatt Garcia is the reoccurring daydream.
The reoccurring dream during the long sleepless nights.
Wyatt Garcia is someone who...
Cares about all of his friends, no matter their gender.
Knows how to be a really caring person, no matter the situation.
Plus he has some SEXY cowboy boots. :)
by I_am_Zoey May 10, 2022

by TunaIsThx April 30, 2005

The nicest girl you will ever meet. She cares for other more than herself even though she thinks that she is selfish. To be honest she doesn't think very highly of herself and is way prettier than she makes out to be. She will say stuff like I'm such a nerd or I'm so ugly and no matter how much you try to argue with her she won't agree. Just know to yourself that she is literally the best person in the world a great friend and whatever you do, do not let her go because it will be one of the biggest mistakes of your life.
I wish I could be dating someone like Abby Garcia.
Geez if I ever met Abby Garcia, I would never let her go.
Geez if I ever met Abby Garcia, I would never let her go.
by Feeltheburn January 30, 2017

ivy garcia is a name for a girl who is always gonna be out of your league. shes down to earth, shes sweet, pretty , she loves animals . youll never regret dating her.
by mr.topsecret. May 29, 2011
