graduation

that one album Kanye West made in 2007 and has some absolute fire tracks
music guy 1: bro whats yo favourite kanye album?
music guy 2: VULTURES 2
music guy 1: you're fucking retarded it's graduation
by xpwn December 22, 2024
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graduation

The ceremony all high school students wait for. They walk across the stage wearing a funny cap and get a piece of paper. Then they all throw their caps in the air, and go to prom. It signals the start of a new life where they need to work, pay taxes, and get into the real world. It also signals the end of having to deal with annoying kids, but sadly also the end of hanging out with friends and doing fucked up stuff such as pranks, so they all rush to get their social medias and numbers to talk.
I can't wait till graduation day!
by its not cup! January 1, 2021
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Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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co graduate

Yo Chad I’d like to co graduate you on that b ball beating you put on Romeo
by Raider209 August 14, 2020
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leng graduate

A pretty or beautiful educated woman. Usually considered as “beauty with brains”.
Now, you’re not just pretty, but you’re a leng graduate? Congratulations.
by mandyyy . November 15, 2022
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Graduated licensing

A form of torture used to politically assault and disenfranchise persons to starve to death without alternative limited vehicular traffic limited to 35 kph as real automobile
Graduated licensing is a agist exclusion hate crime
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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