Bloody Giraffe

A very painful boner.

Man I got a f*&^ing Bloody Giraffe!!!

by Tyler Vicious June 29, 2008

pink giraffe

beating off until you wear through a layer of skin leaving a member resembling a pink giraffe

dude I beat it so hard last night I got a pink giraffe

by thedudemanguybro January 12, 2014

Having a Giraffe

Having a Laugh (Rhyming Slang)

Teacher: And tomorrow, We'll have a follow up test so you don't forget!
Student: AW Man!! Your having a Giraffe!

by Seth Crosby January 2, 2009

Giraffe Potty

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Giraffe Potty lol

by WhoDatFreshBoi December 15, 2018

Giraffe Money

Term used to describe how much money a wealthy person has.
Being able to ask how much a giraffe would cost.

"That nigga's got giraffe money."

by Mister 22 April 29, 2004

airlifted giraffe

Something unexpected, yet thoroughly satisfying.

As seen at the 1:24 mark in the '2012' Trailer HD on YouTube.

Did you see that link she sent me? Oh man, what an airlifted giraffe!

by calrockx July 17, 2009

My giraffe

A greeting used by youths in the North of England when speaking to their friends. Commonly shortened to 'my G' for brevity.

'What's up my giraffe?'

by ur_mum_clobber_69 November 7, 2021