Gauge

The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.

Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”

Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”

by WowThatsAmazing June 8, 2018

Gauge

a mean person with no life, friends, or girlfriends, also a person who hates to lose and is a tryhard and pleb in fortnite with no skins.

gauge: a sad, sad man

by Gauge R. April 16, 2019

Gauge

(girl). A really sweet, beautiful, lovable person. When you are with them you get a feeling of happiness and all your sadness goes away. You never know what they will say, but you know it will make you happy.

Guy #1: "I just got a new girlfriend."
Guy #2 : "Tell me bout her."
Guy #1 :"She's sweet, beautiful, lovable and my entire world."

Guy #2 :"Is she a Gauge?"
Guy #1 :" Yes she is!"

by Fredrick / Pulchra lover April 22, 2019

Cheddar Gauge

Another word for the female genatalia.

(Synonym for Vagina, pussy, flange etc.)

Oi Seb, check that guy over there. He's a fat cheddar gauge yanno!

by Unkxwn May 12, 2019

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

gauge herrera

A sexy man with a large penis.

I love Gauge Herrera's size!

by utxjrycfhmb March 1, 2017

Gauge

A complete stupid person. He blocks out anything that he hears and asks stupid questions later on. Also a class clown and tends to talk to his friends.

"Gauge, I got an A+ on the test!"
"What? You got an anus on the bed?"

by TheSpy June 15, 2016