Furbisicut

The state of an unwashed anus with such a build up of fecal matter that it's owner is unable to deficate by normal means.

The doctor said the reason for my blinding pain and profuse bleeding while taking a shit was an advanced furbisicut

by Lame September 26, 2003

david furnish

The significant other of Elton John.

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!

by Straitman July 11, 2006

funishment

Entering into some kind of fun activity that will leave you feeling pretty sore the next day, but with no regrets. Some examples include drinking heavily and stair diving.

Dude, are you up for some funishment on Friday?

by circuitron February 16, 2005

Furnisexual

A person that is intimate and/or will have sex with furniture.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John? I heard he fucks chairs.

Person 2: Yeah, he must be a furnisexual.

by ElectricGuitarGuy June 20, 2011

Barrow-In-Furness

A small town in Cumbria, North West of England (near Kendal.)

Although Barrow may be absolutely tiny, it is a very good place to go and look around. Although I have never been to Barrow it is one of the greatest cities in the world.

Lets go to Barrow-In-Furness, I hear there's a pigeon that lives there.

Many people have claimed to have seen Barrow, including the people that live there.

I'm so happy that Barrow is in the same planet as me

by Mr Creosote October 14, 2011

furniture brother

When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.

John had sex with his girlfriend in my bed last night. Guess we're furniture brothers now!

by Dan Matison August 20, 2013

funish

Funish means that some thing is sort of fun but not really

Oh going to the park seems funish

by funish October 24, 2015