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Funging

The act of sticking a heroin needle in each testicle then masturbating while getting your testicles kicked by a third party. After orgasm, the heroin in the needle is injected directly into the testicles. This results in a feeling of euphoria and bliss comparable to meeting Jesus Christ.
Ryan: “Hey babe, can you get out your steel toed boots?”

Jenna: “Oh god… you really can’t get enough of funging can you?”
by Varterhart March 18, 2024
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Funging

A sex move that involves 2 men, an eagle, a snake, a small bear, a monkey, and a donkey. The men and all of the animals are confined in a small room, the men, completely naked and covered from head to toe in peanut butter have only one goal in mind. Their one and only goal is to fuck every animal in the room to death (the men may work together on one animal). If the men are successfully able to eliminate all of the animals they then have to lick all of the peanutbutter and blood off of eachother.
Man: Hey Jeremy, you wanna go funging with me on Tuesday? I'll bring the monkey and the peanut butter.

Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
by Bwep_1997 December 1, 2024
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fung-ping

Fung-Ping, the cutest most beautiful sexy bang tastastic woman to walk the Earth. Asian by nature she has the finest tits and hairless minge you will ever see. Loyal, intelligent, honest and loving, a perfect mother. When she rides on top then pulls you out and let's you push it up her arse she squeals like a Werewolf on Speed, you'll cum in less than 30 seconds. She is super flexible and can get her body into any position imaginable. The perfect soul mate. If you see her you will fall in love forever
Just seen Fung-Ping, OMG iam in love!!!🔥🔥🔥
by Jim Bobbing 888 April 6, 2024
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MK Fung

As known as Chris, which is a motherfucker.
“Yo u know Chris?”
“MK Fung?”
“No”
by Urmumsuckingmydick November 13, 2022
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fung

Short for 'fungus'

Pronounced: fung-g
afoaf 1: Whats the white stuff on that stump

afoaf 2: Prolly just some fung
by u1037 December 12, 2022
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Funging

When you take your finger and place it between your taint then wipe it on something random at the store with the intent that it makes it to someone who’s a huge bitch. It turns you on doing this act so you do it more.
I went funging at Walmart today, my taint was so sour and moist I just about funged on everything
by Father McKinley April 1, 2024
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li fung doo

incredibly Asian man whos favorite food is dog and egg rolls.he loves screaming at his kids when they miss 1 point on their math test. he was a child slave as kid making carpets so he is really good at not having a soul.
that guy is so asian he looks like a li fung doo.
by long schlong wong May 4, 2018
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