functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

Lemonade Function

When you go out one night and it becomes one of the greatest nights of your life, that you relive it over and over in your head. A memorable night.

Last year, Together As One was sooo amazing, thats where I met my best friend! Totally the best lemonade function ever!

by QueenB613 October 2, 2009

functionally Amish

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

by xxoomom February 8, 2010

clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses

bro 1: yo bro we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet

(pulls up)
*gunshots*

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

lambda function

A highly infectious disease, know as Lambda, spreads throughout people using AWS, lambda can be transmissible within just 4 minutes of sitting in front of your screen learning AWS university

Test of your lambda function came back positive, you have 3-4 days to live

by Nicksel February 11, 2022

Lit Function

When the party/get together/kickback/ is so incredibly lit and raftus.

"This such a lit function!"

by poopgoblin2 February 28, 2022

monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003