Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 2, 2023

Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023

furchy

Fat churchy. This is a religious Karen who is also fat while screaming about their obscure version of the bible.

Margaret Perrin was the furchy on that episode of Trading Spouses embarrassing her whole family.

by String Theory Sally December 16, 2023

funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Frunchy

When you act different around different people who are in the same friend group.

Mike acts cool with our group (group example Josh Darren marshal and leo) but acts FRUNCHY with the others (other group example Kamron Nathan Xander Steven and Bren).

by Race_fæh February 3, 2025

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025