fuck a duck and give it a buck

something to say when it all goes wrong

guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!

by wootwootdewde July 8, 2012

fuck fuck fuck a duck...

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

by Dana July 11, 2004

Fucking the duck until exploded

A funny accident from translating "干爆鸭子" into "Fuck the duck until exploded". It is used to show stupidity.

Your stupid sentence just now was just fucking the duck until exploded.

by Mr. Pseudonymity January 29, 2018

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!

by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

Fuck fuck fuck a duck

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

Support your local zoo!

Sing to the tune of row row your boat
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

Support your local zoo!

by xSneakyTurtle May 6, 2022

fuck fuck fuck a duck...

song

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutang
at the Miami zoo

(sung to row row row your boat theme

Self explanatory

by haiti March 29, 2004

Duck Fucking

To not pay attention and text the wrong thing to someone who's annoying the shit out of you with 50 questions ! Usually include a boyfriend, a girl friend and his seperated wife.

Makes for a good replacement in frustration or dissmay instead of GOD DAMN IT.

person A- what are you doing

Person B distracted by person C text- Duck Fucking

by The Involved One November 9, 2010