Fruitcake

A crazy or mentally ill person.

The fruitcake asked her why she insulted/disrespected his woman when she said something smart/sarcastic to/about his cat.

by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

Fruitcake

Someone with a mental illness.

That fruitcake is unable to stand up for himself.

by The Original Agahnim July 16, 2021

Fruitcake

A term to describe a person who is just a bit too nice or used to describe a mean person in a sarcastic manner.

Sandra is such a fucking fruitcake!

by AFrickingRayOfSunshine December 24, 2019

Fruitcake

Someone who is always around but nobody wants a piece.

Cat is such a fruitcake.

by jdthejerk December 28, 2016

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

fruitcake

lauren kirman

yo kirms such a mf fruitcake bro

by lolkirmo February 5, 2021

cunty fruitcake

you.

you fucking cunty fruitcake.

by brinicole8890 June 12, 2018