Friendsurance

A practice where you discreetly hide a sketchy so called "friends" property, until right before they leave, once assured that all of your property is still in tact.

I was in Bawcomville the other day & that skank hopped up in my car, crying & needing a ride. I know the bitch steals, so I took her Versace perfume out of her purse. I looked around to make sure didn't jack any of my shit and she didn't, for once!! So I snuck the perfume back into her purse before she got outta my ride. Secretly collecting collateral always saves me when it comes to Friendsurance!!

by ¡SprinklesYo318! November 24, 2023

Friendbor

Not a friend not a neighbor.

Friendbor is better than a friend ;
better than a neighbour. It’s both,

and that’s what a Friendbor is!!!

Friendbor
Friendbur
Friendbur

by Else69 November 23, 2025

Fiendborg

A ghostly demon cyborg. Their boss is the Borgermeister Meisterfeinder.

Sometimes I think the fiendborg is in the closet waiting to eat me.

by Blarrrrrg March 31, 2009

Friedbread Fever

One who likes Navajo women more than other types of women.

That guys got friedbread fever

by t daddy mo April 4, 2011

friendenburg

It is when the relationship of one or more of your friend(s) goes sour really fast.

My friendship with Joe is going through a major friendenburg right now.

by rd76pag May 14, 2011

Friendboy

Friendboy- a male friend you don't sleep with.

He's just a friendboy of not a boyfriend

by Ohsotame July 22, 2018

friendgrouper

Someone who dates or has sex with an entire friend group.

Person 1: Hey did you hear that Sarah's with Steve?
Person 2: That's not surprising. First Michael, then Chris, and now Steve!? She's a friendgrouper!

by Davegrey14 February 11, 2019