french stories

An over-exagerated story that is completely unbelievable but the person telling the story claims it to be true.

MR French: At my old job, I repelled out of life flight helicopters and then before that i was a back-up dancer in a Mariah video.

Jaz: Yeah, Ok, stop telling french stories.

by masked bandit September 1, 2006

French Slip-N-Slid

When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.

Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!

by Kevbo1122 May 6, 2011

french sisters

Two black girls who hold hands a lot. One of them must have an accent, preferably Trinidadian. The other must be a Southern Slut.

Are you two French sisters?

by welimin October 13, 2011

french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

by theevanshow December 2, 2014

French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017

french sleeve

A sex act in which one party shoves a bagget up the other party's rectom. Thus making the rectom a "french sleeve"

I went to the tailor today and he tried to sell me a french sleeve. I told him im married and left.

by Piffleator December 10, 2017

French spelling?

French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is

"àrhy leone fatootwuy"

Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!

And thats French!

by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018