Kobe

Name definition: A Kobe is an absolute legend who never fails to make the crowd laugh, a Kobe is also very athletic and has the wow factor in their DNA; not to forget a Kobe is 11/10 and can charm anyone. We all need a Kobe in our lives

Hey that Girl has a Kobe I need to get me one

by No.1Kobefan June 28, 2019

KOBE

Shooting an object into something and saying KOBE !

Jack said ohh Kobe when he was throwing his trash away

by Mr.skittles November 8, 2014

Kobe

Greatness, drive, and family

Kobe!!!

by Nico6407777 January 28, 2020

Kobe

When a literal garbage bag reanimates and tells you brb in five mins then comes back an hour later

"Brb just got to do something I'll be back in five mins" never comes back like the real Kobe

by Salt central May 27, 2018

Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

Kobe

Kobe is a fun person who can be very obnoxious all the time. he is kinda good looking and no girls like him. He is smart and he makes jokes a couple of times that people laugh at. He is pretty shy but if you become his friend he will be his true self which is very weird.

Girl so do you like kobe?
Another girl no he's ugly!
GirlIKR!!

by Youngdaggerwoes November 20, 2019

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021