foldgers

To wake someone by inserting a finger their butthole. Works just as well as coffee.

Foldgers Theme: The best part of waking up... is a finger in your butt.

by mooke's zj July 1, 2011

fedgehead

Dumbass with a a big head who thinks only of himself

Wow he's such a fedgehead

by 101 am March 31, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A hand toy originally intended for autistic children and people with ADHD. All you have to do is spin it! Comes in many different sizes and variations.

Griffin: "Bruh what the fuck is that thing you're spinning?"
Jack: "It's my FIDGET SPINNER!!!"

by GriffinMascja June 19, 2017

fidget spinner

a device originally designed to help those with ADHD. unfortunately it has become the cancerous symbol of 12 year old boys

Person 1: Omg look at that little kid! He's playing minecraft!
Person 2: Dude, it's not cool to make fun of kids
Person 1: Hold up. He's got a fidget spinner too!
Person 2: Yea he's fair game

by | amazing grace | July 6, 2017

FODDER FAP

When FODDER faps. Usually referring to the leaked video of FODDER (a Counter-Strike cheater) masturbating on camera.

FODDER FAP
Q. Hey man, you know any cool websites?
A. Yeah dude, fodderfap.me is my personal favorite leaked footage of the BIGGEST cuck.

by globlel elite February 11, 2018

Fodey

Fodey picks blackberries during a medical crisis and throws items of stationary at ceilings. She is funny, supportive and is very good at most things. She is smart, outgoing and very outspoken. She likes carrots. 🧀is cowboy?

OMG, she's picking blackberries while there's a medical emergency. She's such a Fodey.

by sparklyspecialchild January 30, 2022

Fogged Deh

When someone sends like (Joe Swec) and is "fucking down"

Someone ripping a lip chino and heading to Zynbabwe. They are considered fogged deh

by DEHHHHHHH May 1, 2023