FML

"Fuck my life"

"When you try to eat a salad and you fuck your dog instead FML"

by RelativeAussie May 8, 2017

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fml is also known as "fuck my life", used in a daily bases by local skaters.

Bryan:OMGG dude I fucking landed a tre flip and broke my board,fuck my life.fml
Danny:Ahahah fuck your life
or
Cassie:Bryan,its over.
Bryan:.....fuck my life.fml

by Bryan Vick December 16, 2008

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(F)or the (M)otherfucking (L)oss

A leet speak variant. Based loosely off of several sources, most notably the 80s game show HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Normally the tag is FTL, with this acronym meaning a situation worse than normal.

The inverse is FMW, a step up from FTW (For the win)

<GUY1> I have to go to jury duty on Saturday.
<GUY2> FML
<GUY1> Serious.

by Ringmaster - USMC April 20, 2009

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FML

The commonly used phrase "FML" stands for "Fuck my Life". The word was made up in a living room while playing guitar hero with Riley, Chase, and Ghumps while all mourning over how there love lives sucked ballsack and beyond. FML may evolve into a club in some instances, all are welcome that are not currently in a relationship and/or happy with their current status of their love lives.

Commonly used in situations such as:

Riley: "Chase your emo."
Chase replies: "Ah shit...FML."
or
Ghumps: "GG im going to die alone and never fall in love again FML."
or
Riley: "OMG FML I'm so happy with my love life."
Chase: "WTF Riley stfu your happy, you can't be in FML! Get owned!"

by Chaseblackbandit January 11, 2009

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A phrase used to ask an individual to 'feed my llama', commonly used in everyday slang with young teens to demonstrate the dominance of the llamas eating patterns.

Friend: omg I'm going away on holiday FML.
Danny DeVito: Yeah no problem

by panicchippo August 22, 2019

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