FML

Acronym for "Fuck My Life," usually said by a person when something really shitty happens to them. There's even a website named after it for this exact purpose.
"How was your day?"

"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
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fml is also known as "fuck my life", used in a daily bases by local skaters.
Bryan:OMGG dude I fucking landed a tre flip and broke my board,fuck my life.fml
Danny:Ahahah fuck your life
or
Cassie:Bryan,its over.
Bryan:.....fuck my life.fml
by Bryan Vick April 20, 2008
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(F)or the (M)otherfucking (L)oss

A leet speak variant. Based loosely off of several sources, most notably the 80s game show HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Normally the tag is FTL, with this acronym meaning a situation worse than normal.

The inverse is FMW, a step up from FTW (For the win)
<GUY1> I have to go to jury duty on Saturday.
<GUY2> FML
<GUY1> Serious.
by Ringmaster - USMC April 19, 2009
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The commonly used phrase "FML" stands for "Fuck my Life". The word was made up in a living room while playing guitar hero with Riley, Chase, and Ghumps while all mourning over how there love lives sucked ballsack and beyond. FML may evolve into a club in some instances, all are welcome that are not currently in a relationship and/or happy with their current status of their love lives.
Commonly used in situations such as:

Riley: "Chase your emo."
Chase replies: "Ah shit...FML."
or
Ghumps: "GG im going to die alone and never fall in love again FML."
or
Riley: "OMG FML I'm so happy with my love life."
Chase: "WTF Riley stfu your happy, you can't be in FML! Get owned!"
by Chaseblackbandit January 28, 2008
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A phrase used to ask an individual to 'feed my llama', commonly used in everyday slang with young teens to demonstrate the dominance of the llamas eating patterns.
Friend: omg I'm going away on holiday FML.
Danny DeVito: Yeah no problem
by panicchippo August 23, 2019
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What people say to show and brag about how fucked up their life is, which is always never critical/serious.
by deffml January 26, 2015
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