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A firefighter is no more than a person who holds a compassion for their job, a love of their department and a brotherhood with over a million other men and women alike. They are people you can count on, at any time of the day. They are people who take pride in what they do.. only because thast all they know, thats what they were made to know. Theyre not heros... but they are the elctritions, the carpenters, the pipefitters and the butchers... so next time you see a fireman thank them for what they do... whether they are paid or volunteer they didnt have to take that job.... they wanted it....
A firefighter is no more than the man working on your roof, or the brother who died in the line of duty just doing what he or she loved...
by sgb May 22, 2006
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firefighter

Man or woman who has no useful skills other than being willing to follow the instructions of an equally useless captain. Although firefighters are usually regarded as heros, the large majority of them have never saved a single life. Some people regard them as hot even though most of them are fat due to the massive amount of time they spend watching TV and eating. Most of them have little regard for the common citizen and are often bothered when the city residents stop by the fire house to check out how their tax money is being spent.
Jim: I'm gonna spend this entire weekend like a firefighter

Marcus: What? You're gonna be putting out fires?

Jim: Nah, I'm gonna sink into the couch and watch the "Real Wives" marathon
by shoopakabras September 30, 2011
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fireplace

A piece of furniture in a home or ski lodge, or anywhere that can be heated.

They are mostly used during the winter or a time of extreme coldness.

They are also used if a home does not have a heater installed.
"Light the fireplace. It's cold in here."
by Aeropostale Rules December 31, 2007
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FireWire

High speed serial interface defined by Apple Computer in 1994. FireWire is a trademark; the interface may be referred to as IEE1394 withut paying royalties to Apple. FireWire allows the attachment of up to 63 devices to a single controller and allows for hub or daisy-chain topolgies. It was designed as a next-generation replacement for SCSI and is used to connect cameras, AV equipment, hard drives and optical drives to computer equipment.
FireWire can operat at 100,200,400 and 800 Megabits per second and there are 4, 6 and 8 pin variants on the physical connectors.
Sony have their own branding for FireWire - they refer to it as i.Link
The iMac has two FireWire ports on the back.
by Shalroth May 23, 2005
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medieval fireplace

A unwashed Goths vagina full of piercings.
1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"

2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"

3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace
by magicrob69 September 13, 2010
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FireWire

Failure of a Personal Computer interface designed to attach peripherals needing high bandwidth. Never achieved wide adoption and currently only supported by Apple fan-boys.
Hey look at my new Power iFail Pro 20x-t6......it has 6 FireWire ports.
by C0vetous April 16, 2009
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Exotic Firefighter

Is when you rip of your pubes and insert them in the girls mouth, after this, you light the pubes on fire, MAKE SURE the bitch screams, then you jizz on the pubes to extinguish the fire, once this is done, the girl will say "OH, HONEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE!" Then you say, "DAMN RIGHT BITCH"

Then you simply just fuck the shit out of her.
Your exotic firefighter last night was extremely flamboyant!
by Nick Kmiecik September 10, 2007
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